Mountain Dew
     key=Bb  148bpm

     There's a big hollow tree down the road here from me
     Where you lay down a dollar or two
     You stroll 'round the bend and you come back again
     There's a jug full of good old mountain dew

     [ They call it that mountain dew      ]
     [ And them that refuse it are few     ]
     [ I'll hush up my mugg                ]
     [ if you'll fill up my jug            ]
     [ with that good old mountain dew     ]

     Now, Mister Roosevelt told em' just how he felt
     when he heared that the dry law went thru
     If your liquor's too red, it'll go to your head
     you'd better stick to that good old mountain dew

     My uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short
     He measures about four foot two
     But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
     Of that good old mountain dew

     Well, my old aunt June bought some brand new perfume
     If had such a sweet smeling pew
     But to her surprise when she had it analyzed
     It was nothin' but good old mountain dew

     Well, the preacher rode by with his head hoisted high
     Said his wife had been down with the flu
     And he thought that I aught to just to give him a quart
     Of that good old mountain dew

     Well, my brother Bill's got a still on the hill
     Where he runs off a gallon or two
     The buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly
     From smeling that good old mountain dew